Punjabi SMS

Ishq ishq te har koi karda,, aaj de aashiq gappi,, puraney aashiq darya tap jandey,, hon naali nai jandi tappi. —

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Amli the 2 crore the lottery nickli. Lottery wale- apko tax kat k 1 crore 75 lakh milega. Amli – a gal galat
hai. Mainu pure 2 crore do, nahi to mee 100 RS wapas karo.
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 IKK hi nazar vich tusin sade mehmaan ban gaye, 2 gallan ki kitian sara jahaan ban gaye, Kol Rehke v lok
sade ban na sake te door rehke v tusin sadi jaan ban gaye..
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Tenu bhul kiwe jawa to koi hadsa nahi, vakhra ho jawe jo maitho tu o raasta nahi, jindgi mohtaj ho gayi
tere saath di, tu mil jave mainu rab naal koi vasta nahi
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 Rog awalle dil nu hon ta ki kariye, chup chapite akhian ron ta ki kariye. Rehndi a sajjna di udeek ihna akhiyan nu, sajjan je bhul jaan ta ki kariye..

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Uss nal yaari kade na layo, Jissno apne aap te garur hove.Maa-Baap nu bura na aakheyo, phavein lakh uhna da kasur hove.Bure raste na paeo, chahe kini v manzil dur hove.Yaar raah jande nu kadi dil na deyo,

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chahe lakh muh to noor hove.Mohabbat sirf othe kareyo, jithe pyaar nibhaon da dastoor hove.

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 Teri yaari te jado da naaz ho gya, sada vakhra jeoan da andaaz ho gya, jado de mile o tusi sohneyo   dosto. Inj jape jag te sada raaj ho gya.

*********************************************************** Loki rab de aasrey jeyonde ne, asi mitra aasrey jee lenaa, saada yaar hi sache rab warga, asi rab kol ja ke ki lena.
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Ek train badi der baad chali, Muslim bola-YA ALI, Hindu Bola- JAI BANRANJ BALI. Jatt bol-”kithe da Ali kithe da bali, salyeo train apni nahi naal wali chali”

 

 

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Dil Chaundha hai tenu pyar dewan, tere verge yaar te jaan vaar devan. Par jadon tera “SMS” nahin aunda tan jee karda tera sir pad dewan…

************************************************** dal dil nahi lagda kise kam no mera,
dal das mera yar kithe?
jis sohni sarkar nal phirda si baghan vich

 

 

das han malia o bagh kithe
Waris shah zameen da aisa chakar chlya,
main kithe mera yar kithe************************************************

 Tu Puneet…
Bhul ke v nahi bhula sakeamain dil cho terian yaa dan nu,
reh reh k dil dharhke te cheta aave har waar tera.
Akh bhar aundi jad karda haa yaad purane velean nu,
j khushkismat main hunda ta mil janda mainu pyar tera
Tainu he rab manea si te malik si tu meri kismat di,
jad tu morhea mukh maitho ta ujhar gea sansar mera
Baitha ha zindagi de kande, maut v cheti aa javegi,
maran to pehla chahunda ha, bas sajna ik didar tera
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Dil kare
Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,
Dil Kare Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,

 

 

Dil Kare  Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,
Dil kare Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!
—Teri badnami ton darde tenu bulande nahi,per es da eh matlab ni ke asi tenu chahnde nai.pyar hai hun ta bas ek tere nal,asi har roj nava yaar banade ni.rakha ge hamesha apne dil vich tera pyar vasake per tere te sanu pyar karan diyan majburian asi kade pande ni.
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Yadan terian nu pulna hun Okha ho gia
Jo dity ne tu gham Ohna nu sehna Okha ho gia
Tu jan lagy keh dita, Pul ja menu
Hun Ohna galan nu pulana Okha ho gia
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 hasdeyan nu dekh ronde ne lok
rondeya nu dekh hasde ne lok
kio es-ran karde ne lok ?
dekh kise di trakki jalde ne lok
kadi kise di gareebi da majak udonde ne lok
kio es-ran karde ne lok ?
dost bana ke thag de ne lok
dekh larda bhra nal bhra hasde ne lok
kio es-rankarde ne lok?
takk pyar kise da sarde ne lok
ik din karke juda ohna nu khush hunde ne lok
kio es-ran karde ne lok?
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yaadan nu ki karan main
yaadan tan aaondia ne bahut
tu hi dass, bol ke ki karan main?
jad tu hi kar geyon chup
tenu swal puch ke ki karan main?
jad tere jawab hi gaye ne Mukk
apni majboori dass ke ki karan main
jad tu mann na nahi kadi b sach
tenu pyar karke ki karan main
jad tuhi chale geyon pasa watt

tu hi dass karan ta ki karan main
jad tu kho hi laye ne sare hakk
tu hi dass karan ki es madi kismat da
bass ehi keh sakda a Dila ! hausla rakh
************************************Dil vich aaya ajj eh khayal,
kinna sohna hunda c Punjab ch Sial,
khande c Reodian Moongfli de nal,
Khed khed hunde cige Halo-behal
Achanak Utheya Ajeeb jeha sawal,
hun kio ho reha Mere des da eh Haal ??
kio Bhulli ja rahe apna virsa Be-misal ?
Maa Boli nu Bhull Gaye, Inni kar lai Majal??
Kiti na Punjab di je Hale B Sambhal
kaun deuga jagg te fir ISDi Misal ?
Rabb de vaste karo na Esda eh Haal
rabb de Vaste karo na Enna Bura haal
Nahi ta aaon wali Peedi Tuhanu Puchegi eh Swal
” Suneya Punjab tan si Bahut Khushhaal
fer kisne kita esda eh Haal ?? “
Tusi Deoge Jawab Fir kis muh nal ?
deoge Jawab fir kis muh nal ??
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Umeedan di manzil dah gyee,
Akhan vichon hanjuan di nadi vah gyee,
KANJARA teri ki izzat rah gyee,
je gwandiyaan di kudi tainu veera kah gyee
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Saddi kom nu man-da na bolin oye,
Kan khol k sunlo jawab sada.
Asi has has chumiye Phandian nu,
Hun aap hi laalo hisaab sada.
Babe “Quaid” d kamm te maan sanu

 

 

rahy vasda sada punjab sada.
Asi anandpur sahib de vich jeendy,
Hum lalo Api Hisab Sada…..
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Dokha na dena k tuj py aitbar bohat hai,
dil tari chahat ka talabb-gar bohat hai,
na dakhon tuje to koi dekhai nahi data,
kya karain hum ko tum se pyar bohat ha!
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Teri yaari vich he jaan hai meri,
Teri yaari he tey shaan hai meri,
Bhul na javin kite yaar apne nu kadi,
Kyon k teri yaari naal hai,
Tey hai PECHAAN hai “aman” DI !!!
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“aman” pyar da diwana,
Sadaa tenu waan main chahnda,
Teri chaal mastaani….TU HAI “aman” DE DIL DI RANI….
—Kudiyan Vichon koi Sassi labda te koi Labda heer,
aman: ne tan Yaaro Sahiban labni Te Kutne Ohde Veer,
( Mere Yaaro Tayar rahio tuhadi lor pau )
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 ”JAANU” ik bar mang key te dekhdi…
Tenu “preet” apna dil cheer kay dikha dinda….
“aman” de har sah vich likhya naam tera…..
Tere layi sah rok k vi dikha dinda…..
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Menu patha hai “JAANU” TU menu nahi milna….
Tere bina mery toh nahi jia jana..
Teri yaadan de sahare jee layugan….
Gum pina nahi si sikhya….
Teri judai vich AAPA SARE GUM PEE LANGAY…..
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Hun pata lagia k ishk kia hai,
Darde jigar mushkil BARA haiSunda nahi kehna koi bi,
“aman” DA DIL BEKHABAR ZID PAY ARA HAI…
“JAANU” aman NU TERE NAAL PYAR BARA HAI..
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Kida das diyan tenu..ki dukh hai mainu…
“aman” nu dukh sunane nahi ande…
Jehre ik baar bas jaan “aman” dey dil vich
oh yaar bhulane nahi ande……
Tu tey lab langi yaar hor….Par
“aman” NU NAVE YAAR BANONE NAHI ANDEY….
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 Maniya Tere Mere vich judai pay gayi ay,
Par eh judai vi sanu bahut kuch kah gayi ay,
SADA PYAR HAI Sacha…tahi tey jaanu….
Tere sahan naal sah len di “aman” NU ADDAT PAY GAYI Ay,
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Jis haal ch sajna tu khush ayn,
sada dil raazi sada rab raazi,
sada fikar na karin befikran di,
jitt haar tan khel naseeban di,
saadi haar tan koi gall nahi,
teri jitt di khushi mana laange,
je tu is janam wich na milea,
tenu agle janam wich palange.

 

 

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Hasratan nu dafnaun da ikraar kita si,
naina rahin pyaar paun da vichar kita si,
aman nu dhoka de ke har vaar oh jaande rahe,
main aitbar vi tan har vaar kita si……
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